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Pirates of the Caribbean (spoiler)

July 17, 2006

Not a terrible movie, but man there were a few places they could have made better edits that would have made the movie great. Total spoiler, don’t read further if you haven’t seen the movie.

  • OK, cut the stupid wheel fight. That was really lame and boring. We already had a pretty funny hamster ball scene, no need to get ridiculous.
    When they’re about to open the box, don’t let on that Norrington is going to betray them. Keep that a secret until the end of the movie, it would have been a delicious surprise.
    Don’t chain Jack to the ship, give him a chance to send everybody off the ship and to be heroic. They’re supposed to be pirates, we get it, but you can’t keep saying “He’s a good man” if it doesn’t really mean anything.
    Note: If nobody can actually die in the movie (but the extras), it makes peril seem a lot less perilous.

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